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my ass

Thursday, December 29, 2011 § 5



















my boyfriend is my bff. and yada-yada.


dont even listen to that crap.

bff's are supposed to paint each other's toenails..

sorry i just can't respect a guy who paints toenails-- his or another's.

bff's are supposed to sing taylor swift and selena gomez together.

sorry i just can't respect a guy who sings with a girly voice.

bff's are supposed to raid each other's closet. and swap clothes. and wear each others' clothes.

my boy wearin my skinnies? can you imagine??

bff's are supposed to look at a new sportscar and say 'aw how cute.'

not talk about its technical aspect and all the other things aside from the obvious fact that its cuuuute. boring.

bff's stick together. feel together. cry--no, bawl!-- together.

the very thought of my guy crying--no, bawling-- on my shoulder. you're out!

bff's whine with each other about their butt, their legs, their hair, their clothes, their tampons, everything!

boy, don't even start whining. if you do, there's the door right there.




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§ 5 Response to “my ass”

  • AZ says:

    Not every female out there (ME) needs to swap clothes with their bffs, or bawl about dramas or go aw cute! when they see a car. Some of us could get along fine with a male best friend. Although a boyfriend as your best friend sounds disturbing.

  • Aaishah says:

    I couldn't agree more.

    Boyfriends supposed to be tough and caring and all that jazz but they can never be like your best friends. At least not in my dictionary.

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